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omg, he totally just tried to put his banana in my kiwi!
dude, dont touch my kiwi
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Really happy Fruit
Who always makes you smile
hates orange but loves carrots
Kiwi
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A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!
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a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
a kiwi walked into a bar and said "i'd loikee a beah plaze"
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Kiwi is a little boy, who had sexual intercourse with another boy, then later on in there relationship, he locked up his gay lover in a cage and they had dungon sex for two whole weeks!
Kiwi yoy gay fucker, this phrase is usally found being used in the classroom
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A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.
Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.
"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"
"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."
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