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When a man cuts a hole in a steak, puts his manhood through the hole in the steak, and with the steak hanging on he inserts his manhood into another man's anus, then afterwards they feed each other the steak.
Dude 1 - Bro, I went to this party the other night and I'm pretty sure there was a gay salisbury going down in one of the rooms in the house. I opened the door and it smelled just like sex AND steak!
Dude 2 - Gross bro. Did you watch just to make sure?
Dude 1 - Of course I did bro.
Someone who cant keep their trap shut. And always will get on your nerves.
That alicia Salisbury is something.
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Hooking up with muiltiple guys but never going any further, regardless of how old you are or how much you lead them on.
The worst thing a girl can do.
Girl, I just Salisbury 'd like 5 guys this weekend.
He wanted to fuck but I'm from Salisbury.
A small town full of fucking gypos with the last name Cooper and girls smoking fags at the age of 13. Salisbury is also known smelly chavs outside McDonald’s vaping and thinking they’re solid by telling the McDonald’s to suck there mums. In Salisbury there are many schools such as Wyvern St Edmunds where most kids thinks they’re rock hard by smoking down the cut or the ones that don’t think they’re hard are fucking nerds that either use there fingers as guns or are in the LGBT community.
Sam:Where are the coopers?
Joe: At McDonald’s in Salisbury getting high off a vape they stole from their Nan
Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
Jack “have you heard Salisbury is the best place to live in the Uk”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
An anal fisting, using gravy as lubrication.
Guy: "Hey baby, we all outta lube but I'm itching for some fisting"
Girl: "Well don't worry baby, cause I got some gravy, we salisbury fisting tonight!
When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.
Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.