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Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.

Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! December 1, 2003

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Skippy Sanchez

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness

That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.

by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009

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damn skippy

Absolute truth. Without a doubt. Believe it.

Do I think your boyfriend is cheating on you? Damn skippy he's cheating! I saw him at the Club with another girl!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2017

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damn skippy

Not just yes, but HELL yes.

"Did you shoot the man who accosted your girlfriend?"
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."

by Frank Lash August 18, 2003

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skippy

A man or a woman who uses a person to get to another person of interest. Usually through identifying interest that that person has and exploiting that interest to gain trust and friendship.

You meet a person and that person seems to have some of the similar interest as you. You hang out with that person and one day you come home only to find out that person is in your friends bed (naked). Skippy.

by kurttword August 1, 2011

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whipping skippy

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

by Jonathan April 10, 2004


skippy list

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.

The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".

by MatthiasFW December 24, 2007