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A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.
Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"
Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)
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An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
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About the BEST animated movies ever. Involving various vegetables, and the occasional fruit. eg: Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Scooter, the Carrot Family, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Archabald Asparagus, Junior Asparagus, the French Peas, Sweet Petunia (who's a rhubarb) all vegetables and Pa Grape, the Peach, Madame Blueberry (fruits). and also Snoodles and Buzz Saw Louie(who are neither fruit or vegetable)
and..if you don't watch them, then you pretty much suck.
i don't care whether you like the religious messages or not, they're still pretty darn amazing.
if you don't have one, go get one. they have them at Wal-Mart.
and apparently they're also on TV..
NO MORE EXCUSES!
I fall asleep every night watching various Veggie Tales movies. and you should too.
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A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
nicole (Asshole): Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!
Bobby: Ugh, nicole is such a tattle tale.
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A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.
"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.
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the sad story could b of a love
"did u hear the tale of woe?"
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A 'fuck tale' is a short story, or rather long story that is most commonly told by men, to other men, about banging the opposite sex.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
Cody- "Yo bro, I got one hell of a fuck tale for you!
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"
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