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where a girl sits on a guys face and fingers his asshole
Zach-God my anus hurts
Dale-Why, what happened?
Zach-My girlfriend fingered my asshole and sat on my face
Dale-Haha a filthy kara, why did you let her do that?
Zach-I like little fingers in my ass
Dale-You're fu**ed up haha
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The Filthy Sensei is the act of ejaculating a fu manchu onto your partners face then exclaming "My Kung Fu is Best!"
Bryan surprised his girlfriend by giving her a filthy sensei, to which she responded, "Your training is complete, young grasshopper"
The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.
"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."
The act of removing a living being's intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. The balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. Sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term "filthy tuba" is derived. These balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at County fairs in southern Minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. For best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.
"Hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?"
"Those weren't balloons, they were filthy tubas!"
Sexual encounter in a public facility, involving 2 men. The catch is, that one man must deficate, while the other dips his tool in the excrement, & uses it as anal lubricant.
I went to the local YMCA for a swim, and afterwards, I couldn't shower because the stalls were so defiled from someone taking a filthy inmate a couple of minutes earlier.
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We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.
Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.
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A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"
Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."
Person2: "Yeah, Why?"
Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"
Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"
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