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good old boy

Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.

(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)

Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.

(The boy walks over to the barn)

Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?

Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.

Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?

Boy: What?

Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?

Boy: I think I'm going to go...

(Cowboy holds the boy down)

Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?

(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)

Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!

(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)

Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!

Boy: What?

Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!

Boy: Okay, you're beautiful

Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?

Boy: What?

Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!

by SerpentineKronos July 24, 2009

44๐Ÿ‘ 180๐Ÿ‘Ž


good old boys club

A grouping of people in power that use that power for their own direct personal benefit, usually indirectly.

Whether its the government or business, there are many good old boys clubs in the world.

by ne1for23 March 30, 2015

51๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Good 'Ol Boy Network

1) A series of contacts (relatives, friends, friends of friends, ect.) who are willing to help accomplish a task. Usually each contact has some sort of specialty that makes them beneficial to a specific task. Many Good 'Ol Boy Networks operate on a favor system.

My car broke down and it was a long way until payday, but thanks to Paul, a contact in my Good 'Ol Boy Network, and a promised case of beer, I was back on the road in no time.

by man,ormonkey? August 7, 2010

40๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


out-good-ol'-boyed

A term typically used in the South which refers to being defeated in a political contest by an opponent who is more folksy, and therefore, better at appealing to regular American voters.

After losing his election for Congress, George W. Bush vowed he would never be out-good-ol'-boyed again.

by Professor RRRR January 21, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Good ol' Boys Club

Male discrimination against females. Men who refuse to speak to, deal with, or work with women. Usually old, fat, white men who believe women should be seen and not heard. They also believe women belong in the kitchen, tending to the males every need. Can be men of other cultures working in a mostly male dominated field.

I told him I was the owner and operator of the business, but he still insisted on speaking to my husband. I guess the Good ol' Boys Club is alive and well!

by CherryFarmGirl February 21, 2011

107๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


original good ol boy

An Original Good Ol' Boy or Girl ( O.G.O.B / OGOB , or OGOG ) is someone chooses to live a rural lifestyle instead of an urban one; a person who prefers the old school over the new.

It is someone who still loves and identifies with things that more than often aren't accepted as "cool, popular, modern, practical, or politically correct" to most of society.

They are the folks who still believe in God, America, their unalienable rights, hard work, nonconformity, self-sufficiency, family values, helping others, staying true to themselves, accountability, protecting and providing for their own, preserving our heritage, being proud of who you are, being yourself, and passing on these ideals as well as their importance to the next generation

OGOB O.G.O.B. OGOG O.G.O.G. Original Good Ol Boy

by Wlawhorn March 25, 2014

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good ol boy network

a group of people who think they are a higher standard than others .

"kay: i want to make the team!
dave: aw all them are just the "good ol boy network"

by wet kit kat May 11, 2020

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