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afk chatter
a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)
gmail chat conversation:
person a) where's michael?
person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk chatter.
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When a person is not paying attention, distracted, daydreaming or considered mentally unattendant, they are usually discribed as "brain afk".
afk is an abreviation for "away from keyboard", usually used by the gaming community to indicate when a person has left their computer (e.g. to get a drink, go to the toilet etc.) and therefore unable to act in-game.
"brain afk" is meant to describe a persons mentality to (metaphorically) have left their brains temporarily, being the reason for the person to not pay attention or realize what is happening in their surroundings.
Teacher: Can someone please give me the answer to the question?
Student: What was the question? I was brain afk when the question was asked...
A Weaboo who loves anime, but hardly watches any anime as they are usually lazy and uninterested in most animes. AFK Weabs will very rarely watch an anime they find interesting.
An AFK Weaboo will most often have an anime profile picture/header or name referencing an old anime they have watched.
Weab: "I am a huge weab, i always watch new animes when they are release"
AFK Weab: "I love anime but i barely watch it cause i am mostly lazy, so i am an AFK Weab lol"
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A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.
Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?
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When a person pretends to be AFK in a video game (mostly multiplayer shooting games or sports) but gets the jump on the opponent.
I hate it when people become artificial AFK.
A casual competition among friends to see who can accomplish the most real-life tasks while remaining connected to a game.
"I just finished cooking dinner during our AFK-lathon. How about you?"
A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.
I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.