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When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.
Why you being such an Aardvark.
the first word in the english dictionary
Guy 1: Aye did you know aardvark was the first word in the dictionary?
Guy 2: Oh damn I didn't know that, thats pretty cool.
Guy 2: *puts on speaker* "GUYS DID YOU KNOW AARDVARK WAS THE FIRST WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY???????"
Guy 3 and others: dam that was cool but you didn't have to say it like that :/
Guy 2: sheesh, sorry.
/ˈɑ dvɑ k/
noun
a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal of Africa, with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites.
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Aardvark is an Afrikaans word. It is an animal name referring to an "earth pig" or "ground pig."
Look at the Aardvark eating that muck in the pasture!
a person who is or does something stupid or retarded
If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)
or
Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)
A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.
I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.