McStomach Ache

Taken from the movie Supersize Me, it's the stomach ache that you get everytime after eating McDonalds.

"I love the dollar menu at McDonalds, but these McStomach aches are killing me."

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Head Ache

When you too profusely masturbate to the point of causing injury to the head of your penis.

I choked my chicken so much it gave me a head ache.

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Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache

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shit ache

A pain in the stomach from an immense need to shit. Often used as an excuse to get out of doing things, in a way it's almost like the male version of period pain.

"Hey, dudes, I have to go. I have a mad shit ache."
"Fuck that dude, you are such a piker"
"I'm serious dude, I'm about to shit all over the place"

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curry ache

A tummy ache brought on specifically by eating a curry the night before.

John: "Hey Adam, quit hogging the bathroom!"
Adam: "Leave off, man! I've got a major curry ache here!"

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hug ache

When you are hugged extremly hard and it is painful.

Damn, I've got a hug ache and my ribs hurt.

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Fart Ache

Whenever you fart and get a head ache from the fumes from your
but hole.

*Fart* "oh shit man i got a fat fart ache" (Sore head)
"oh man that stinks your gonna give me fart ache"

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