Random
Source Code

airport quality

Used to describe something that costs much more than it should.

You got that piece of junk for $50? That's so airport quality.

Did you see Stacie? She bought some airport quality shades and they look horrendous.

by Derrick A. H. || April 10, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dulles Airport

Known as IAD, Washington Dulles International Airport, or just simply Dulles, Dulles Airport is a very nice airport in Sterling and Chantilly, Virginia, and is the main airport in the DC-Baltimore region. We have the AeroTrain, flights to 5 continents, and some annoying TSA agents who think you might turn the plane around and send it into a building in DC. Other than that, it's a pretty cool airport, and brings in a lot of revenue to the area. United Airlines is hubbed here, and a lot of people flying United connect through Dulles.

Californian man: "I seriously have to connect through Dulles to get to Nigeria??"

Japanese man: "OHH berry nice airport! I rike!"

Man from DC talking to a Chicagoan: "So what if Chicago is bigger than DC? We have Dulles Airport!"

by sha721 December 19, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Airport parfait

When you put granola in a condom and then ejaculate into it, making a great creamy snack that you can take on the flight

Me and my homie got bricked up on the plane and made each other some airport parfait.

by Jackhagan8 January 13, 2022


Airport Style

A type of security present at a particular place/event using methods including possible full body x-ray and cavity search or other methods used at International Airports.

When you get to the court, expect "airport style" security.

by jayjaybird June 25, 2013


airport shoes

Expensive sneakers that you purchased and only wear on special occasions when you want you or them to be noticed (i.e. Traveling, concerts, or movie red carpets)

Robert: I'm headed to Boston for work.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.

by djpr3mis June 21, 2017


Airport Shit

A particularly heinous specimen of feces most commonly observed in airports as a result of traveling - specifically, the result of a departure from region-based eating habits and patterns.

Damn, Doug. Next time you need to use the bathroom that badly, don't do it in my house. Walk over to the public library or something to drop an airport shit like that.

by guacablowme October 28, 2020


private airport

a way to style female pubic hair, similar to a landing strip, but it does not extend up the venus mound. it surrounds the clitoris and covers the lips, and the rest is shaved cleanly. usually the remaining hair is trimmed short, but can be worn long.

guy 1: so, triangle, landing strip, brazilian, what?
guy 2: none, but she has a private airport, and man is that HOT!

by Claire Noir January 30, 2009