1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣
Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.
Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.
To get caught up in hedonism out of the blue
Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work
The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"