the best person of all time

I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!

"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "

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The Worse Movies Of All Time

Also don't forget Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved".

That movie gave me nightmares for months.

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all-time quarterback

A good band with a livelier sound than Death Cab For Cutie. (Same singer).

Sock Hop**
Plans Get Complex
Why I Cry
Underwater

Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's alternative project? Yea it's called All-Time Quarterback. Yea I still think that Death Cab is better.
(Catfight ensues)

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Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

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greatest pussy of all time

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”

Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.

baddest motherfucker of all time

Shaft.

Shaft was the baddest motherfucker of all time.

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The Greatest Band Of All Time

Led Zeppelin

Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, John Paul Jones

no words can describe them... they're that good

Stairway To Heaven, Kashmir, Communication Breakdown, Dazed And Confused, Houses Of The Holy, Trampled Under Foot, Over The Hills And Far Away, In My Time Of Dying, Black Dog, Whole Lotta Love, Ramble On, Rock & Roll, Since I've Been Loving You, Immigrant Song, When The Levee Breaks, Ramble On, Gallows Pole, Achilles Last Stand, Custard Pie, The Rover, No Quarter, Going To California, Misty Mountain Hop, The Ocean, The Lemon Song, What Is And What Should Never Be, Hey Hey What Can I Do.........songs by the greatest band of all time

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