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A town south of Houston that is full of rednecks and racists, even though more than half of the town is not white. And even though people here make fun of Mexicans, we all eat their food at Taqueria La Tapatia.
Yep, only in Alvin, Texas.
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Guy who gets caught fucking his girlfriend in Bontannical Gardens.
"Dude, you just pulled an Alvin."
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When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.
Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"
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A animated band and series based off around 3 chipmunks named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore who are raised by their “father” named Dave Seville. The A&TCM were founded in 1958, and are famous for “Christmas don’t be late” and “Witch Doctor”.
The series has 4 movies live action all made in 2007, 2009, 2011, and 2015. People consider the chipmunks to be fairly annoying with their high pitched voices.
The chipmunks have a Hollywood star since 2019, and a Nickelodeon CGI show called ALVINNNN! And the chipmunks in 2015.
Kid 1: wanna watch Alvin and the chipmunks?
Guy 2: the show with a stressed out owner that has 3 annoying chipmunks that break every stuff in the house?
Kid 1: yeah.
Guy 2: nah, I don’t feel like watching a movie with annoying rats that squeak
Kid 1: *SCREAMS*
Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Cesar Alvin is the greatest basketball player of all time.
Another spectacular dunk coming from Cesar Alvin.
A fat ass who sits on his couch all day playing fortnite with Miguel and they both rage at being killed
Hey there's Alvin sanchez call him a fat
Someone with a ginormous fucking cock who inserts it through 5 woman at the same time while satisfying all of them.
"Did you do the dirty alvin last night?"
"Yeah, All the girls were so satisfied by my gigantic cock"