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A Mexican restaurant (or cart/van/etc.), usually a hole-in-the-wall, delicious eatery. Typical authentic menu includes tacos, burritos, tostadas, etc.
Taco-ria...taqueria.
Totally not a condition experienced after eating tacos. Jeeze.
I had the best carne asada tacos from the taqueria on the corner!
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noun. - an uncomfortable condition typically caused by the ingestion of one or more tacos and/or burritos
"After eating at that filthy Mexican restaurant, he developed a nasty case of explosive taqueria."
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Like a dirty sanchez but you get to eat a corn tortilla when you finish
"When the dirty sanchez isn't good enough, give her the dirty taqueria"
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Anna's Taqueria is a small chain Boston-area Mexican restaurant that serves the best burritos you've had in your entire fucking life for wonderfully low prices. Anna's Taqueria (or Anna's, for short) currently has five locations: Collidge Corner in Brookline, right near Coolidge Corner in Brookline, Davis Square in Somerville, MIT in Cambridge, and Porter Square in Cambridge.
Culture
Anna's Taqueria is an important part of suburban life in Boston. People from all over the Boston 'burbs- as close as Newton and as far as Natick- travel, sometimes for over an hour, just to eat at Anna's, because it's just that goddamn good. It is definitely the focal point of Brookline life, and probably some other nearby suburbs, especially Newton. Those Newton kids are always eating in our goddamn restaurant.
Food
The most popular food item at Anna's is the Super Burrito. The Super Burrito is a very large burrito that will almost never cost much more than six dollars. It is incredibly filling, as well as insanely delicious. Arguably the best feature of the Super Burrito (or the "Super" for short), as well as the regular-sized Anna's burrito, is the way that nothing ever falls out of the burrito. It's perfectly wrapped. All the food will end up inside your belly. Other popular food items include the regular burrito and the quesadilla.
Anna's is also renowned for its great selection of drinks. The most popular drink at Anna's is the "Jarrito." The Jarrito is a popular Mexican fruit soda that comes in many flavors, most notably Pineapple. Other popular drinks include fresh-squeezed orange juice and Juavex, a Mexican drink that kinda tastes like crap. I'm still not sure why anyone drinks it.
Price
A super burrito and a drink at Anna's costs between six fifty and seven fifty, depending on exactly what you ordered. If you hold the guacamole, sour cream, and/or salsa, you can save up to an extra dollar. If you take your burrito with Al Pastor, whatever the fuck that is, you save some more money.
History
Anna's Taqueria has a famous feud with the wildly inferior Boca Grande restaurant (Boca, for short). They are feuding for two reasons: A) they are heavily competitive cheap Fresh-Mex restaurants, and B) they are owned by Japanese siblings Mariko and Michael Kamio who haven't spoken to each other since their father's funeral in 1996.
Ordering
Ordering at Anna's Taqueria is not as simple as one might think. The process is reminiscent of the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld, only the people are respectful, polite, and Mexican. First, you approach a Mexican man standing at a metal box. He will address you, usually with eye contact as he doesn't speak much English. You tell him what kind of item you'd like (regular burrito, super burrito, quesadilla, taco, etc.) and he prepares the tortilla. It's important to remember to distinguish between a regular and super burrito, usually by saying "regular chicken," "super chicken," or speaking Spanish. He passes the tortilla to a man with spoons. He is known as the Spoon-Handler. You tell him what topings you like, and he puts them on. Then you go to the cash register, pay, and eat.
Other Mexican Restaurants
Don't bother. It's not worth your time.
First time?
Are you planning on going to Anna's for your first time? Good for you! It is recommended that you try a Super Burrito with all the fixins that the Spoon-Handler recommends, and a pineapple Jarrito. This is the tried-and-true combination that has made Anna's the greatest place ever for as long as I've lived in Brookline!
Typical Order at Anna's Taqueria:
Tortilla Guy addresses me with a nod.
Me: Hi, could I have a super chicken please?
Tortilla Guy puts cheese on tortilla, puts it in metal steamer thingy. He presses the lever twice and passes the tortilla to the counter.
Spoon-Handler: Beans? Rice?
Me: Yes. And lettuce... sour cream... salsa... guacamoles... jalapeños... and hot sauce. That's all.
Spoon-Handler wraps burrito in the blink of an eye, passes it to Mexican Lady With Good English.
Mexican Lady With Good English: For here or to go?
Me: For here.
Mexican Lady With Good English: Anything else?
Me: Yes, a pineapple jarrito, please.
Mexican Lady With Good English: Is that all?
Me: Yes.
Mexican Lady With Good English: Seven thirty-eight.
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When you have really bad gas from eating so much Mexican food that the mere proximity of your dick to your ass is enough for your farts to contaminate everything in the area. Also known as taqueria twat for females.
Yo did you ever end up suckin Rodneys dick?
Naw girl, we went out to eat that night and that nigga had straight taqueria dick.
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The consequence of enjoying a delicious meal at the Mexican restaurant La Taqueria. This usually includes diarrhea.
Get home quick, I feel Taqueria's Revenge, those nachos aren't agreeing with my stomach.
1: Proper Noun- A small chain of Mexican Taqueria Restaurants around San Jose and Morgan Hill that serve what the locals consider to be better than Taco Bell.
2: Noun- (Slang) A Mexican woman living in America, but talks to English speaking Americans in Spanish, expecting to be understood. Quite common within grocery stores.
Example 1:
Boy: "Hey, babe. You hungry? I feel like getting Mexican food."
Girl: "Gawd, YES! Let's get some Super Taqueria."
Boy: "Fer sure, cause Taco Bell gives me Super Diarrhea..."
Example 2:
Mexican Lady: "¡Hola! (rambles in Spanish)"
Meat Clerk: "You want Carne Asada?"
Mexican Lady: "Ehh... sí."
Butcher: "Great, more carne asada for another super taqueria."
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