To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.
If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!
To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.
In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.
Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.
When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
Your basic pinkie reach around in the butthole
Jerry came over with bill and we had ourselves a good old fashioned
When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap
“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub”