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swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017


Floridian Anaconda

The art of beating a girls ass with your soggy dick after you cum in her pussy. Also known as "whipping''

Hey John! how was your date last night?
It was good we hooked up
Floridian Anaconda?
Fuck yes

by Ryan, The Whipper July 9, 2011

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anaheim anaconda

When a black man attempts to fuck a woman without an erection.

Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.

by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006

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anaconda vortex

An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.

Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!

by Lovell from UT October 21, 2010

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anaconda wanda

Slang for a black woman who likes big black cock.

Man, you don't have a chance. She is a regular 'Anaconda Wanda'.

by b-red cs January 4, 2011

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anaconda dump

Why the fuck are you looking at the definition of an "Anaconda Dump" ?
I mean seriously, you could go out looking at beautiful nature or learn and educate, but instead you have to go looking at this profound shit.

Anaconda Dump probably just means the Snake - Anaconda taking a shit anyways for god sake.

by Paddicarus February 7, 2016

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Bloody Anaconda

The act of fucking a girl on her period.

I gave my girlfriend a bloody anaconda last night. It was disgusting!

by That 0ne Guy May 26, 2012

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