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A man incompetent of handling a woman.
He is very dirty, mischievous, outgoing and a fierce alchoholic, who constantly losing his pants.
He is loving but under the influence of alchohol, he laughs evilly to himself when he causes trouble.
He likes hurting peoples feelings, thats why he doesnt have many friends.
When approaching an Ariel, make sure to have taco bell or liquor to surender against your will.
Dude: (walking)
Ariel: HEY! Hey you!! Yea You!! Are you forgetting something!
Dude: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!
Ariel: You know the drill, TACOS OUT, HANDS UP!
Dude: All i have is this Appelton!
Ariel: WTH! I DON'T DRINK THAT!
Dude: DON'T KILL ME!!
.... To be continued ....
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The poor, unfortunate soul (so sad, too bad) who stupidly gives her voice to an evil sea witch. Ariel's are meant to be loving oblivious to life. Note: this is from a Disney movie.
Flounder: Wow, man, I gotta say... Ariel was pretty damn stupid.
Sebastian: No dur! She gave away her voice. How much dumber can you get?!
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an ariel is shy also well known short ariel doesnt care if she gets in trouble she loves her friends and will do anything to make sure there safe ariel also has alot of depression and cuts she does everything to see if her life can get better ariel is hated by alot of people and is also always getting bullied ariel doesnt like alot of people ariel is known to try to commit suicide and can sucseed very well and soon she also has fragile feeling and is always heart broken
boy:is that ariel?
girl:yeah why
boy:*throws ball at her*
*ariel cant take it anymore and commits suicide*
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This common species of female is often characterized by it's boring exterior (as well as interior, nothing goes on up in that head) as well as it's lack of personality and the fact that they are not very aesthetically pleasing to the eyes. In the suburbs of Dallas, Texas sightings of a bushy haired Ariel with a mustache have been confirmed. Noting that the thighs are usually abnormally large and the clothes too short and too tight. They also tend to be under the impression that they are attractive to the opposite sex, but don't worry their obnoxious valley girl voice keeps most away. Those of the opposite sex still daring to associate with an Ariel are soon filled with regret when they find out that most Ariels attend colleges that require a 1.0 gpa and a beer bong. Silly Ariels. Avoid them at all costs! Disclaimer: Will not be held responsible for actions of Ariels for those who ignore this warning.
Ah Ariels are so unappealing. Literally the second that Ariel opened her mouth I wanted to push her off a ledge or have her run into a number of sharp objects I have in my apartment.
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The female mermaid in the movie The Little Mermaid...also the name of a fugly cuban kid in malvern, pennslyvania. One who kills every song by playing it over and over until you want to kill yourself.
Dude what are you an ariel i hate the song Im So Paid now :(
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A girl who was super sweet to the eye when you first met her. But relationships get the best of her. She puts her significant other before anyone else, including friends. She’s cocky around her friends but self conscious around others.
At first I loved Ariel but now she turned cold.
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Nice alone but if she is with her sister she picks her sisters side in everything even if the sister is clearly wrong and will argue even if the sister gave up. She is not the most beautiful girl either. She is a total pushover when it comes to her twin sister.
Wow, she was such a jerk to that lady for interrupting her twin sister. Must be an Ariel.
She was so sweet until her twin walked in.
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