craptivity

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

compnerd

the nickname of someone who just won't get off of the stupid computer. a.k.a. geek, psychopath

Josh: "Hey Kurt, wanna go play some basketball?"

Kurt: "Naw, I'm staying on the computer. This chatroom is totally fantabulous!"

Josh: "Wow, you're such a compnerd."

god shot

when you take an amazing picture of something "deep" and "meaningful", and you feel like god.

guy 1: "dude, do you see that sunset?"
guy 2: "yeah whatever..."
guy 1: *snaps photo* "I JUST TOTALLY GOT A GOD SHOT!"

2👍 12👎

Maria

the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken

"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."

38👍 417👎

Ariel

The poor, unfortunate soul (so sad, too bad) who stupidly gives her voice to an evil sea witch. Ariel's are meant to be loving oblivious to life. Note: this is from a Disney movie.

Flounder: Wow, man, I gotta say... Ariel was pretty damn stupid.

Sebastian: No dur! She gave away her voice. How much dumber can you get?!

17👍 81👎