Arkansas Crush

Arkansas Crush is having an attraction, usually a mild to moderate intimate infatuation for a First or Second cousin. An Arkansas Crush doesn't mean that the individual wants to pursue the cousin sexually, however, the idea may cross one's mind.

Bo really has the Hots for his gorgeous cousin Daisy! He really has an Arkansas Crush on her!

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Arkansas leash

The umbilical cord in Arkansas. It can not be cut and used to control the baby.

She went to the kicthen and all the sudden had her 19th baby. Quick catch it,its a fast one. Wait I have an Arkansas leash. Come back here Jebadiah

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Harrison, Arkansas

The most racist town in the USA.

1: Hey, have you been to Harrison, Arkansas?
2: Why would I? They're all racist.

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Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.

Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."

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Taylor Arkansas

a boring little town in south Arkansas. Full of mostly druged out beer swilling dirt bags with very few decent people.

I am happy as hell I don't live in Taylor Arkansas!

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jacksonville arkansas

A place where you can't buy alcohol at all but every gas station sells pre-blown meth pipes and pot bongs right over the counter.

"Jacksonville Arkansas walmart is always filled with at least 20 to 40 tweakers at all times after hours"

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Arkansas City

The bunghole of America

Bob: "This club blows"

Jim: "Yeah. It's so Arkansas City"

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