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Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another
He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly
Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
Sexy big cock best person showers every day is a pervert gets all the girls
Oh look it’s Ethan Aston the sexy big dick tall man
A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung
That must be Nick Aston
A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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