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Synyster Gates, Born Brian Haner Junior. He Is An Absolutely Amazing Guitar Player. He Plays Lead Guitar And Backing Vocals For The Kickass Californian Metal Band Avenged Sevenfold(A7x). Alot Of Guitarists Don't Do Long Solo's Live BEcause They Find It Difficult, But Syn Does 5 Minute Long Solo's Live. WITH EASE! He Is A SERIOUSLY Sexy Guy, Really Nice In Person. His Father Is Brian Haner Senior, Californian Guitarist. And His Mother Is Suzy Haner The Comic Hypnotist. He Has A Brother Called Brent And A Little Sister. He Lives In Huntington Beach, Orange County, California.
~ Synyster Gates?
+ YES, SEXY GUITAR GOD!
~ Oh
+ *HEADBUTTS* PRAISE HIM!!!!
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An abuser of pills (chiefly pain killers like Oxycodone) who is in high supply and generous with it. He will give them out to anyone willing to hang around and talk while he's buzzed.
R: Da fuck dude where you got like 8 roxies from? I know you broke!
J: Saw Pill Gates and Pillinda Gates after they filled their scripts and they just poured em in my hand while we watched TV.
R: Damn dude, hook it up I got a medical issue of not being high right this very second.
J: Fine, but don't turn into a Pill Cosby on me.
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A Dartmouth College fraternity located at 10 Webster Avenue, Hanover NH.
Founded in 1901, the fraternity was originally known Delta Tau Delta. In 1960, the Hanover chapter formally dissociated itself from the national organization because it would not allow the local Dartmouth chapter to allow minorities. The fraternity remained unnamed for 2 years, until brothers studying abroad in London, England proposed the name to honor a pub, the Bones Gate, that they frequented while there.
I partied at Bones Gate every night last week.
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A7X (Avenged Sevenfold) extremely talented guitarist, who plays mesmerizing solos and is a Guitar God. A sexy motherfucker!
Preppy Poser Bitch : Who is that cute guy playing the guitar with the hat on?
Me: That's Synyster Gates or rather Synyster Fucking Gates, Guitar God, member of A7X, sexiest motherfucker you'll ever look at bitch! *knocks her the fuck out while moshing to A7X*
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The political scandal that erupted around Missouri Republican Todd Akin. Akin was the Republican nominee for the US Senate seat currently held by Democrat Claire McCaskill. Akin experienced severe backlash from a wide range of the political spectrum when he suggested on Fox News that women's bodies have the ability to prevent pregnancy during a "legitimate rape." The scandal is known as "legit-gate" after the Watergate scandal during the Nixon administration.
"Many think Akin won't be able to recover after legiti-gate."
"The effects of legiti-gate will ripple beyond Todd Akin and on to regional and perhaps national races."
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Fucking Kickass guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold
1 'Did you hear that amazing guitar solo from synyster gates?'
2 'Hell yeah that dude rocks!!!!!!!!!'
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A7X guitarist. Really freakin' good guitar player, and super-sexy.
"Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall."
Unholy Confessions,
Avenged Sevenfold
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