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The biggest most fatest cow in the world. It teaches home and careers at bloomfield highschool. if you ever see her don't have food around her or you will loose your arms.
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A ginger kid with bad grades, loves to date girls with STD’s
Josh Haner loves Brooklyn she has STD’s
Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."
Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.
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A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.
"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"
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Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold
stage name: Synyster Gates
Has extensive work of tattoos on his body.
Also has a few piercings (nose and ears, etc?).
Is known for being one of THE best lead guitarists. Also has excellent Solos. A few examples demonstrated in the following songs: "To End the Rapture", "Bat Country", "Unholy Confessions" and "Chapter Four"
A. Brian Haner Jr. is such a hottie!
B. Brian is my idol. He has inspired me to learn how to play the guitar.
C. Not only is Brian smokin' hot, but he is also one of the best guitarists!
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BRIAN HANER aka SYNYSTER GATES is guitar god from AVENGED SEVENFOLD and has the sexiest eyes with their make-up
,,WOW, what a cute make-up! who is that sexy guy?"
,,It's Brian Haner Jr. aka Synyster Gates, dude"
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A person during medieval times who’s job it was to extract the anal glands of the local farm animals.
Ex. “Old man Haner stopped by today to squeeze the buttholes of all our sheep.”