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The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?
Bob: Did I see what?
Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!
Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?
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Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.
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Phrase By Goonew means to sell your auntie weed
Hey Auntie what you need?
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!
AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!
A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).
“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
Auntie Iya is an entity of unknown origin and hidden godly prowess that appears to take on the form of a large, saggy, overweight middle-aged woman who wears an oversized blue blouse and dark blue pants . Most of the time, she has a dull expression plastered on her face, but despite such lack of expressions, her extremely sexual nature drives her; whenever she gets excited she starts to produce these low frequency moans "hmmmm" and starts being a big creepy pervert. Despite having both sex organs, most of what she thinks of is just being able to place her futanari penis inside someone, or somewhere, at almost any given moment. She is incredibly unhygienic and has extreme body odor, as she has no regard for anything else but her ungodly desires and will do ANYTHING to achieve them. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WRONG, SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS WORLD
Yassicussy: (In a phone call) SHELL, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD`S UNDER QUARANTINE BECAUSE THEY SPOTTED THAT MONSTER AUNTIE IYA
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*
the loose, flabby skin that hangs down uner the arms of your aunty
i was scared, Aunty Norma was heading toward me with her aunty arms swaying in the breeze. Please God, dont let me be slapped in the face by them again
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A song by D3 in which you take a piece of clothing, hold it up in front of you, and jump up and down singing "I'M AUNTIE LOLET-OLET~!!!!" (She has SBL)
"I hab to brabe de estorm." ~ Auntie Lolet last night.
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