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BBM Apologists Syndrome is a psychological disorder that is being experienced by diehard Marcos fans. Its symptoms are factophobia or being reluctant when it comes to accepting the truth, irritated when in arguments, and saying only ad hominem statements when in time of losing up.
Factors causing BBM Apologists Syndrome are:
• disinformation such as relying on Tiktok, YouTube, Facebook, and some news services claiming as "news authority" as news sources
• influence from friends and family
• listening and reading of second-hand sources such as Mariteses instead of firsthand information sources, e.g. books, court cases, etc.
There is no medicine for being an apologist. Only truth and acceptance can heal them.
“My aunt has BBM Apologists Syndrome, she relied on tiktok for news about bbm.”
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A situation that occurs over Blackberry Messenger (BBM) whereby either tone, sarcasm, inflection, humor, or facial expressions are not captured by the receiver of the message thus leading to a misunderstanding between both parties; this is often followed up by further lengthy drawn-out attempts by both parties to try to explain themselves over BBM; often, their explanations are in turn lost in translation. This phenomenon is a contemporary cause of the demise of many friendships and relationships...and of course an actual phone conversation to rectify the situation is out of the question.
Guy: So I was at the club till about 5am...I hooked up with a girl at my place till 7am...kicked her out by 8am...took a quick French shower...and was at work handling my client's conference call by 9am!
Girl: Wow, you're hot!
Guy: Thanks! I thought you might appreciate my ability to both party and work hard!
Girl: Ummm...no, I was being sarcastic. Your loose sexual behavior and cursory hygiene are quite off-putting. You are the very definition of a douche!
Guy: Well then, I guess your sheer hatred and jealousy of me were lost in BBM translation.
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Word U text to a group chat to annoy the s**t out of people .
(Best used when multiple people say it)
ca ca bbm
When a BBM can be misinterpreted for reasons being but not limited to: one of the words used has multiple meanings, verbal inflection and affect is often absent over BBM, possible misuse of an emoticon or exclamation mark, or because of incorrect capitalization of a word. It happens when you're bbming with someone and realize that what you wrote was interpreted to mean the exact opposite of what you are trying to convey after the person responds in an unforseen tone. It can often lead to finding something funnier or more serious than the message should be or can possibly result in crazy frustration.
Girl 1 told Vman that he did the right thing by choosing to pursue things with girl 2 instead of her. However, girl 1 meant "right" to mean rational/more moral, but not to mean correct/more suitable, because she knows that she is so much better for him, more compatible, more amazing, and his true love. Girl 1 realized that what she meant was lost in BBM Translation after Vman responded in a displeased tone and thought what she wrote meant that she was already over him.
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wagwan piffting means yo wassup girl and you say that before you ask for their bbm pin, which is their number on blackberry messenger.
*sees a hot milf on the street*
Ayeee wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin?
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‘hello beautiful woman can i get your blackberry messenger pin’ this is often used by ‘roadmen’
this is a phrase that a youtubers George Memeulous who has the biggest dick and massive muscles he is also 6’5 and has totally not made me write that part.
man: ‘wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin’
woman: ‘here it is my g, light me a spliff while ur at it init’
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