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Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.
Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.
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When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka
Oh dude, she was on the rag the otherday and I gave her a rusty bazooka.
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A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.
"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"
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Huge cock that will smack you; usually larger than 10in
OMG that guy has a Bazooka fish
-Yea I know, it bulges out like crazy
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When a guy ejaculates waaayyyy too early... before he even lays his hands on the girl
She was looking fine, and then BOOM, Bazooka Joe, he finished before they even started
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The phrase sometimes yelled by a male during a sexual act where he is ejaculates onto the female's chest.
Furthermore: the stated male should be called Bazooka Joe for the remainder of his life
Sally: hey Denise! how was your night last night?
Denise: preety good, except for one thing...
Sally: what was it?
Denise: well this guy yelled BAZOOKA JOE! when he came on my chest
Sally: Cool!
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A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.
"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."