Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
it's when you don't respond to your friend's masseges.
1:BRO IM DYING PLEASE HELP
aly behaviour: *sends sticker*
John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
Controversial or risky behaviour carried out in a manner so that the person garners respect from others (frequently used Ironically)
"Jeff fought that bouncer last night whilst dunk."
"That's lad behaviour right there"
The word ‘Meowish’, defines a silly or weird act or behaviour done by an individual (usually not with much mental stability). The word ‘behaviour’ is said after ‘meowish’ to signify that it’s an actual term not just ‘meow’ noises done by cats.
— WNO.
Eg. Cosmo puts ice-cream on her nose pretending that it’s face paint which gives her the look of a clown.
– Therefore, “That’s such Meowish-behaviour!”
a phrase referring to someone acting whore-ish or fucking dumb
Friend: I just tripped over my own feet-
You: ore behaviour tbh
Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.
Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.