Behaviour

Behavio(u)r = English Correct
Behavi(or) = American Incorrect

Ron: Hey, I’m going to Urban Behavior; I’ve got to buy some Jeans. I’ll talk to you later.
James: You mean behaviour?
Ron: Huh? Why do you English people have the extra vowel in there? It doesn’t make sense!
James: The extra vowel, in most cases, is silent, but American brains can’t handle the extra task in figuring that out. Plus, that’s the original English way we’ve always spelled behaviour, but thanks to Noah Webster, he decided to get creative, one day, and misspell our words. That’s very unoriginal!
Ron: I thought English came from America?
James: ENG-lish came from ENG-land, way before America was even a country.
Ron: Whatever, bye!

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behaviour

It's how Brits or brittish people spell behavior.

"That is same unusual behaviour." says brit #1.

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Fan behaviour

Fan behaviour is where someone is obsessed with someone else. They tend to be the topic of their conversation and they sometimes even take it to the extreme of STALKING them.

I'm the topic of your conversation, that's what I call fan behaviour.

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grsly behaviour

When the grorb starts laughing, but it’s grsly.

Susan: sylv can you pass me the henry hoover from by your toes?
The grorb: sure Susan let me just finish the mood board for Liberis.
Matt: csl pmsl.
Luke: that was grsly behaviour.
The grorb: I hate you.

Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

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King Behaviour

An action or behaviour done by a person (of any gender) which can be considered amazing/legendary etc

Me: Woah you deadlifted 300 kilos. That's King Behaviour

Me: Thanks for looking out for me bro, that was solid King Behaviour

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pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.

Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.

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