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Another (and far superior) name for a Vodka and Coke.
Customer: I'd like a Coke and Vodka
Bar Tender: Sure, one Le Benson coming up.
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Benson and Hedges is a British cigarette brand. Famously smoked by Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis and Liam Gallagher, Benson and Hedges are now officially the coolest brand of cigarettes in the world, beating the irrepressibly mainstream Marlboro Red.
"Mate, have you got a spare Marlboro?"
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."
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The Angle Of Deaths Little Bro
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!
Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
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Definately the Ultimate Rock Band
American "Rock" is shit and come nowhere close
Just fucking listen to them
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a man with a humongous penis and balls made of solid steel
I bet that guy over there is such a jack benson
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Benson is a really cool person he is very intelligent and smart very good at geography and is obsessed with trump. He has a memory of one of those photographic memories of people. He is very short and Hosea is taller than him. He is very good at science too but one person stands in his way to achieve greatness, I shall not name him. He is also very good at maths but the same person stands in his way. Benson can name all the countries in the world and all the states in the USA and their counties and like to stare at maps in his spare time, even has one in his toilet lol.
Benson Jin Is defined as a very silly, cool and nice person to be around
Friends: "Heyooo Benson"
Benson: "hi"
Friends: "How's ur day?"
Benson: "ok"