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One succulent Asian man with hot bod.
Person 1: MMMMMMMM, Beni-kuns ass be poppin not gonna lie.
Person 2: I know, I heard his dick is HUGE, and yet he looks so succulent and moist.
Person 1: mmmmhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm, *LIP SMACK* uh
the bassist of the Cleveland heavy metal bad Mushroomhead
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When gay lovers end up being related
Me and my brother found out that we were benis bros
A alternate way of saying "big penis"
She might have tig' ol' bitties, but I got a pig benis.
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When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.
Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH
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Verb- When you or someone else fucks up in some way and it's funny.
Noun- Someone who laughs at everything
Verb- The autistic kid came into the class screaming and the teacher yelled at him the funny kid said " that's a benis lol"
Noun- Jimmy is a benis lol because he laughs at everything