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(Verb)( to biden) The act of inserting the head of a cotton swap of any brand into the sphincter (butt hole) of another for the purpose of smelling their butt when ever they feel like whipping it out and giving it a whiff.
Gary: Hey Mike, let me biden you.
Mike: Ok Gary, but only if I get to biden you also.
Gary: I AIN'T GAY!!!
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To be a Biden, you have to forget everything, and fuck up as much as you can
"Hey Jim"
"Hey John, I mean Frank, I mean, come on man"
"Don't pull a Biden, Jim"
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The old man who claims to hold majority of the votes and sniffs kids
Does anyone know where biden is???
He wandered off to the elementary to sniff the students
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And we thought trump was the worst...
Well, Biden proved us DUMMY wrong! Now we have sky-high inflation, oil crisis, questionable policies, a president who may or may not be experiencing the onset of dementia, cant ride a bike, and whos son may be dealing with China!
...While trump ain't no saint, we can't really call this an improvment...
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The alleged president of the United States, a criminal who has sold out his own country to China and Ukraine.
Person 1: hey did you hear about biden?
Person2: which one, Hunter or Joe?
Person 1: Joe, he sold us out to China!
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Bad Man A man that take no recognition for women’s rights shuts down the oil company is trying to ruin this world and why did you pick him for president
Biden not the brightest guy in the world
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Another word for dementia
Johnny: Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa? Today he forgot who I was twice and then I think he even forgot where he was for a minute. He also started rambling about this guy named Corn Pop, and then he got to talking about his hairy legs, and how he liked kids to rub them, it was all very weird.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
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