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An elastic strap worn over your swimsuit so that you can suntan without getting tan lines or flashing everyone around you.
I wear my bikini band at the beach every day because tan lines are ridiculously trashy and I have no intention of going on Jerry Springer...ever.
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The banana hammock.
Justin Hartman's donkey friend rolled up to the pool party rocking a Zucchini Bikini. Nuf Said.
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A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.
Look at Kathy in that hot patch bikini!
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1. A bikini in which there is a string in the butt like a thong;no full piece of bikini in the butt.
She wore a string bikini, it was like she was in a thong.
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Turkish bikini... Grow , condition, and use morrocan oil until you goatee reaches a silky shiny sheen and is long enuff to braid into your well grown pubic region...thus creating a sexy bikini.
Damn son! That's the shinyest Turkish bikini I've ever seen! ...it even covers his testicles! That's years of conditioning and patience, but gat Damn it looks worth it!!!!!
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A vertical bacon sandwich, a hairy goblet
Mmmmm, I'm so hungry I could growl out your grandma's fetid milky bikini burger.
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Bikini brave is when you are wearing a bikini with a body you would never expect to be wearing a bikini.
Girl: "Look at that big beautiful woman on the beach, she is bikini brave!"
Guy: "Yeah, you cannot un-see that!"