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And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up
Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"
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Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.
I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!
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The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session
Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.
n. That stupid blanket called the "Snuggie". It's actually a robe worn backwards.
OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.
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The warm feeling one has despite weather conditions while being intoxicated. This allows one to able to forget their hoodie, go topless to a freezing cold sporting event, freely go streaking, and other desirable acts that involve little clothing.
Bro-Smo: Dude it is balls cold out here, why do you have a t-shirt on?
Mike: Man I got my booze blanket on, im about to take this frickin' shirt off.
Bro-Smo: Didn't think about it, post up while I get some beer for my booze blanket.
The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.
He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.