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A city in eastern Massachusetts. That's where Cheers is at.
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most people from the boston area dont have accents... most of the accents can be found in a few of the tacky towns surrounding boston. but ive lived here my whole life and 97 percent of the people you meet wont have it. so let it go.
"jesus christ, boston people pronounce their r's better than you can. i'm so sick of this "i pahked the cah" $hit."
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Sudden interruption before finishing something desired.
Was writing an essay when my computer gave me The Boston and rebooted.
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boston is the best damn city ever.almost nobody says r's like ahhs except for westy and southy. and maybe the north end. anyways, noone rides the swanboats or duck tours unless they're taking people from out o' town. red sox are the best. but they're tied with the pats. noone likes the celtics since the 80s and the bruins are nothing since bobby orr left. the burbs are comprised o' jews. dot and roxie are ghetto. oh and it's freakin freezin. it's august and it was 50 last night
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Town in South Lincolnshire, England. The larger, and more illustrious, American version took its name from this small market town.
Home to England's tallest parish church, 'the stump'
A: Where are you from
B: Boston
A: you don't sound American
B:Sigh
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The act of putting two penis' in your mouth at one time. Usually performed by a female onto two males.
Bob: Did you hear what happened last night?
Jake: No what?
Bob: I got a girl to do "The Boston"
Jake: Seriously!
Bob: Yeah man
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Lets have a definition coming from someone who actually has lived in Southie (South Boston) their whole life and has seen a lot of people and know what its like.
1. This place fucking blows. There is nothing to do, it is overrun by conceited chavswho think they fucking own everything because they vandalize shit and pick on kids younger than them. If you wanna go to the movies, you have to hike it to the nearest bus stop. Then wait for an hour for the bus to come. Then go all the way downtown and walk another ten blocks to the movie theater while being quacked at by yuppies in duck tour boat and run into crazy hobos and desperate street vendors.
You can't wear one single thing of black hear without a fourteen year old wearing a burberry cap calling you a goth. You can't speak your mind without getting jumped. If you have an issue with a chavette, they get their chav boyfriends to jump your non chav boyfriend who has nothing to do with it.
Girls here tend to wear tight jeans with their thongs hanging out, fake silver hoops and smoke so much that its disgusting. The girls lose their virginity to mansluts here when they are fourteen. Their bleached blond hair is straightened with an actual iron because they are too "ghetto" to afford a straightener even though their parents are fucking filthy rich.
But some shitty ass teenagers have fun here. Hanging out in local parking lots, sharing the same cigarrette and vandalizing shit. Then there is the fighting. Oh, the fighting never stops. People take street fighting up as a sport in the NBA.
The guys think they are fucking John Cena when they are really scrawny little shrimps wearing oversized teeshirts. The girls swear every three words and smoke like crazy, and drink and fuck and slut around. But they somehow appear adorable to their men.
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John - normal guy
Kelly - chavette
Rick - chav - Kelly's boyfriend
John: Hello Kelly.
Kelly: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
John: Nothing. Just hello.
Kelly: are you calling me a slut just because I fucked three different guys and I'm only thirteen?
John: no, I'm just greeting you -
Rick: Hey little gothic faggot! You wanna piece of this
* pulls up sleeve and shows off muscles as thin as a two year old's pinky finger*
John: *sigh*
2. Bob: Hey, you wanna go see the movie Click?
Jim: Nah. I don't feel like waiting for the bus for ten hours and then getting knocked over by yuppies on the hike to the movie theater.
Bob: Wanna go ice skating?
Jim: And get knocked over on the ice by stupid chavs? I'll pass.
Bob: Wanna go to the park?
Jim: Why, so we can get our faces punched in for looking at some guy's sleezy girlfriend because she has her hand up her ass? no thanks.
Bob: Boston sucks.
Jim: yeah.
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