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Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.
Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!
Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."
Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"
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A porn actress born Rachel Oberlin on 7 October 1986 from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Until recently she lived a very slutty personal life, tweeting a hotel address and inviting strangers to stand in line to have sex with her.
At last years Berlin Sex Fest she was inserting objects into her vagina while laying on a turn table then throwing the objects into the audience.
She has since left Fort Wayne and moved to LA with her boyfriend and has claimed to no longer make porn films.
I am broken hearted over Bree Olson, I so wanted to have sex with her. I will miss that slut.
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The hottest Porn Star from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
She's a Bree Olsen!
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Also known as, the "Bree Paradox" or the "Bree Hypothesis"
"Bree is everything and nothing. Bree exists but doesn't exist."
"Bree can't be something without being nothing."
1) Because Bree is everything and nothing and Bree exists and doesn't exist, nothing exists. However in thier non-existance, everything exists. Proving existance through the evidence of non-existance is impossible therefore Bree Theory is a paradox. Many people have tried to make sense of this Theory but have failed miserably. Bree Theory has been named "worse than 'The Game'". Once you're in it, you can't it out and like the game, it'll mess with your head. So if anyone tries to explain Bree Theory to you, just walk away. You'll be glad you did.
2) It can also be used to get out of almost anything (by causing confusion).
1) Bree DOESN'T exist, soley because Bree DOES exist.
-He doesn't exist since he is Bree and Bree doesn't exist.. BUT he obviously exists so, Bree exists as well...
2) Question #1 on quiz: Which element is the alkaline earth metal? Explain how you know this.
Answer: Bree. Because according to Bree Theory, Bree is everything and nothing. :)
-An example of Bree Theory? There isn't an example, because Bree doesn't exist...but does. Therefore there is an example...but not one...-_-
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Pig squeal, commonly used by hardcore bands, or random scene kids trying to sound hardcore.
Also, common call of the H1N1 virus (Swine Flu)
Job For A Cowboy: Bree brreeee!!
Scene Kid: d00d, JFACs so fecking HxC! Brrreeeee!
Also
Kid: Bree brreeee!!
Kid2: Shit dude, you have the swine!!!
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The best couple at impact who be booty smoogling and swoopty sherlooperpooping
Mario + Bree are the best couple at Impact and they so cute.
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That one snotty blonde head cheerleader. Not many people like her, but everyone wants to be with her.
Bree is so Evil! She even tried to steal everything from my closet!
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