Brett

A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.

I <3 my boyfriend!
Who is he?

Brett!
So you're the other girl.

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Brett

Brett is a name of a typical gay male. Typically 49 out of 50 people named Brett are gay. A person named Brett is very loyal and a girl's best friend. He knows how to get the guy in more ways than one ;).

Girl 1: Look at that guy, he is so hot.

Girl 2: Yea, but he is totally gay.
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: Because his name is Brett.
Girl 1: Dammit.

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Brett

A fuckboy who thinks he's hot when he's not, only likes sluty girls, only last 5 seconds when getting his dick sucked, isn't that good at anything and has a dull personality only thing he cares about is family and friends is far from husband material, he's not mean he just doesn't care about you. One day when he's old he'll want to change his fuckboy, he's very popular and loved by his friends

Omg did you hear that Brett fucked Carolina

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Brett

A very beautiful girl with crazy sex appeal, a very good friend, and someone you can depend on. She is fun to be around and just an all around good person.

p1: Man she is off the chain!! Who is that?

p2: Who her? Oh that is Brett

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Brett

A teenage boy with a 5 year old's brain with the sexual hormones of a 17 year old. Wanting to have sex but not knowing what sex is.

"Did you hear that Brett fingered someone?"
"Can you believe that Brett asked creeper for sex advice?"

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Brett

Brett is a semi-retarded (all right, totally idiotic) pinksock obsessed anal-jizz consumer who regularly receives massive “loads” of horse crap blended with multiple dead babies, a pint of elephant ejaculation and whatever a porcupine can vomit up after drinking too much vodka. These “loads” are, of course, injected via syringe into his left testicle. Left because his right one was “lost” at his last emo-fag-gang-bang held in his rather fabulous looking mothers van. Some participants in this event included Brett’s sister, dogs, cat, Mr. Roggers, Matt Damon and Martha Stewart. Some have claimed to have seen Darth Vader and Batman feltching a random (but still the same) Mexican slave boy, but these images were, unfortunately, not featured in the 16-day special circulating on the Internet. Brett, a hard core wigger and “baller” truly believes he is “1337” but would be easily pzoned by even the average person with dyslexia and 340598 different strands of AIDS (all gained after butt raping a dead monkey). Some of Brett’s favorite hobbies (aside from beating it to his sister getting done by strange homeless men from downtown Calgary) include eating cookies, and putting diapers onto dead children (these are usually used to pleasure Brett in multiple ways). Fortunately enough, Brett does not have any friends, and will never succeed at life, because his head was broken in, and now he usually drools uncontrollably (even at the site of a naked Pakistani man sticking stuff into a tree). Brett’s choice of music much affects his lifestyle, after all, beating your mother’s dead body with your little penis while listening to songs such as “I Cum Blood” “Blowtorch Slaughter” “Fucked with a knife” and “Raped by the beast” by the band Cannibal Corpse tends to say *something* might just be a little wrong…

“Aww cunt! Fucking-Brett’s coming…”
“H-H-Heeey guys!”
“Go away Brett, you have no friends”

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Brett

Refers to a group of unfortunately awkward young adults with a penchant for rambling, staring, and fidgeting. Prone to excessive negativity. Constantly complains about women disliking them, even when they disrespect and judge them before getting to know them.

Girl No. 1: "Hey, how's it going?"
Brett: "GIRLS HATE ME!"

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