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A New Brunswick is when you are getting head by a blonde and apon ejaculating in her face you punch her in the nose an wipe the blood and cum up with her hair.(Don't forget to tip her)
I think I'm going to break up with my girl and pay hookers so I can give them New Brunswicks
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New Brunswick Canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada, It is the only province with both English & French as its official languages.
New Brunswick's variety of French is called Acadian French
New Brunswick is bordered by Quebec to the north, Nova Scotia to the east, the Gulf of Saint Lawrence to the northeast, the Bay of Fundy to the southeast, the U.S. state of Maine to the west.
New Brunswick's largest cities are Moncton & Saint John, while its capital is Fredericton.
There is also a New Brunswick city in New Jersey
But obviously there are 2 different New Brunswick .
Sports
University Ringette,rugby , ice hockey , football .
There are 34 radio stations licensed in New Brunswick, broadcasting in English or French
Popular food
Poutine râpée - boiled dumpling made from both grated & mashed potato with seasoned pork
Chicken Fricot / chicken soup
Fried Clams
Coquille Saint-Jacques
Pets de sœur / cinnamon roll
Cipâte / meat pie casserole
Ployes / buckwheat pancake with molasses
Seafood
MOOSEHEAD Breweries &
LAGER are based in Saint John, New Brunswick
Unrelated there is a sardine fish company called BRUNSWICK®.
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New Brunswick canada
New Brunswick was first inhabited by First Nations like the Mi’kmaq and Maliseet
The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.
What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
A village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If your ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
Minto, New Brunswick is a village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If you're ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
A very nice town in Central, NJ. By far the wealthiest of of all the Brunswicks. Populated by wealthy Jews, asians, and Italians. A high school that is the stereotypical high school filled with hot girls and jocks.
East Brunswick, NJ
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When your screwing your "significant other" doggie style (see doggie style) and jam your thumb into her ass while at the same time poking your middle and 3rd finger into both sides of her ass cheeks (resulting in two small bruises might i add)one on each side simulating a bowling ball grip. Beautiful.
Last night I was nailing Donny's wife doggie and gave her a "Brunswick Brown Eye". Boy will Donnie be upset when he see's those two little bruises on her ass cheeks.
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A town in Central Jersey full of rich people. Home to those who believe that they can be ghetto and cool. East Brunswick believes they're better than the other Brunswicks for some unknown reason. The school system is complicated and consists of a Junior Highschool that throws everything out of proportion for the neighboring towns. Strange enough, with all the jocks and wannabe gangsters, East Brunswick ranks 71 in the top highschools of New Jersey. This is probably due to the high Asian and Indian population. The town also known for it's large Jewish and Italian population aswell. The East Brunswick mall is full of teenagers that " scare the living shit out of me". They dress like their all skater. They all shop at Zumies, which is nice since Zunies has cool clothing. They all wear expensive cologne too. The skaters also take pride in teh fact that the can jerk (dance).The mall is also where teenage girls go with their friends to buy really obcene clothing. However the girls ( if they ever learn to cover up) will look really pretty. The guys are known to be pretty hott in East Brunswick. Even though people complain that East Brunswick is stupid, people come to hang out at the mall or destroy property for no reason. With the most steriotypical higschool ( like the one you might see in Mean Girls) East Brunswick is quite a wannabe town.
Go to East Brunswick, NJ and get an example.......................duhhhhhhhhh
anyways...
example of a regular conversation in East Brunswick, NJ
guy: BI*** MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!
The Wh***s in EB: sure!!!!!!!!
The select cool few: no... just no
The gays: of course!
ps- i can curse, i just wanted to make this appropriate for any stupid 10 year old who listened to their friend in fifth grade who told them to look up East Brunswick in the Urban Dictionary. I bet you little fifth graders who want to be cool will now go and look up sex.............CHILDREN THESE DAYS!!!!!!!! Go do your homework!!!!!!
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