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when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"
"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"
Describes a state of mind in which you are heavily impaired by drugs and alcohol, sometimes referred as LBH for short. It is the last stage before Blackout
Person: how drunk are you?
You: *slurring* I'm fuckin lit butthole right now bud.
A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.
Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".
Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."
Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"
Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)
Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."
Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
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Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.
Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.
When you finish taking a liquid poo and realize there's no toilet paper.
McKrizzle: "Will you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I just pee-pooped."
LadyL: "We're out."
McKrizzle: "You better find some or I'll rub my sauce butthole on you."
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Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.
I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
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A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.
MSN Conversation:
Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something
Tom says: Kk
Bella says: I think it's time we
Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*
Bella says: Time we started seeing
Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*
Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-
Tom says: BRB!!
Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!
Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>
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