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Street Carp

1. Carp, a fish you would not want to eat. Therefore 'Street Carp' is a female that is nasty and not worth eating or touching.

2.Ratchet or homeless people

-The women here are nothing but street carp.

-All this street carp, where's the prime sushi.

by Pepperson_lead September 29, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carp crotch

Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.

Related words: funk snatch

I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch

by Allseeinian May 13, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sky Carp

Canadian geese that won't leave town in the winter (or have become non-migratory) and deposit their small dog sized green shit all over the grass in the park and other public places. A nuisance, like carp in the water, over-breeding and generally fucking up habitat.

The sky carp set up a turd gauntlet on the bike path.

by Jay Langley January 19, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carpe noctem

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.

Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.

by Kira, god of the new world April 12, 2014

80๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carpe Sexus

Seize the Sex.

Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-

by Sarah McNasty September 2, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carpe DMs

That moment one realizes that life is short, so one must pursue any potential booty call in this life.

Carl: I don't know man, she's hot, but, how do I approach her?
Shad: Bruh, remember the carnal rule of life: Carpe DMs.

by Mardkayin March 28, 2017

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž