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Short, fat, squatty, Ugly, grotesque, annoying girl who is very loud and immature. She must always be the center of attention and if she's not she will do something drastic to maker herself noticed.
Guy 1: hey what up man
Guy 2: what's up bro how you been
Guy 1's GF: babe look at me and talk to me don't talk to him talk to me
Guy 2: dude your girl is a stuck up bitch
Guy 1: no she's just a Chandler
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A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.
"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe
"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."
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a guy that has a giant dick and is good at sex, normally not your first choice in a guy but once you have him you cannot get enough of him.
so for you guys watch your girl if she is talking to a guy name chandler, because 9 times out 10 he is beating that pussy up and sending her home to you with a great attitude
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The profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty
Famously presented by the character of chandler in F•R•I•E•N•D•S
Chandler: (talks to door) I'm funny right
Chandler: what do you know, you're just a door
Chandler: you just like knock knock jokes
The door just got chandlered
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When a male gargles a chocolate protein shake in his mouth and spits it in a girls anus. He then gets her to 'shake it like it's hot' before using the straw to suck it back out and drink the protein.
Oli said to Peter, I tried 'The Chandler' on one of the cows last night #gains
Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends
Going off topic because youre awkward
woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..
"could i beeee anymore awkward"
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1. (n)meaning one who brings light
2. (n)one who is gifted beyond measure; often on a soccer field
3. (v)to show, prove, or establish dominance over another being; often one who is inferior in skill or intellect
2. "MAAAAAN...did u see him? He megged 7 defenders in a row and rainbowed the keeper...TWICE in the same game!!!"
3. "Fool u just got chandlered!"
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