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A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.
"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe
"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."
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A religion in which believes in the almighty chandler and the number one even more almighty, God.
“Yes, Yes I do follow Chandlerism, in the chible, in chandleronomy 33:14 it says “the sexy man, chandler will come and bounce thy ass upon request and leave after you have ejaculated semen on them thick ass cheeks.”
When a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.
His chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.
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Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.
Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.
Knows the secret to life, as-well.
Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!
You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.
"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )
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One of the best guys I have ever met. Sweet, caring, attractive, plump lips, great music taste and trustworthy. Acts like the happiest guy but is actually very sad most of the time. Will do anything to see you smile. Gives the greatest bear hugs and kisses. Always smells good and has an infectious smile. Someone you can tell everything to and will constantly remind you how much he loves you.
Have you met Chandler? He's so funny!
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The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. You'll never want to leave him because he is the perfect boyfriend and you will fall in love with him instantly.
wow, you must have a real Chandler!
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An amazing guy that can be a jerk but is extremly funny and sweet. He smells amazing and is average height. He may not be your first choice in a guy, but after you date him you'll want him forever. He listens to everything you say and he's protective if someone hurts you. you can trust him with anything and know he won't tell anyone because it's just who he is. He's a great football player and swimmer. He won't leave you for someone else, but you have to watch because that's his problem, if he finds someone else he may date them and you too. But that isn't common, he's a great guy and one of the best boyfriends a girl could have. He's cute too and the best kisser on the planet. And a girls dream guy after you get to know him.
"You're so funny and amazing! you must be a Chandler."
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