none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

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never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.

"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"

more clever than you

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

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really big clever cheese

it's a piece of cheese, and it's really big... and really clever.

WOW!!! Brad is a piece of clever cheese, and i just met him!

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eat my shit and get clever

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.

Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

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now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

Cleveritis

When you try to be clever but it backfires and causes a lot of chaos on misery.

The other day I was on Urban Dictionary and caught a severe case of Cleveritis and now I feel poopy and stupid.