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cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023


Cloaking magicians

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...

And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?

by Cyanora January 17, 2022


Frodo's cloak

Another definition for ghosting

Don't go all frodo's cloak on me now bitch

by Hahapeniss2 October 7, 2019


Wizards-cloak

-A loose woman
-An easy fuck

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"

by Blackbrain December 13, 2009


sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

by JMayzin September 15, 2009


Cloak of Shame

While performing hetero or homo coitus, the "top" ejaculates on the "bottoms" back, leaving a spread of semen across the back.

Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.

"I fucked her doggy style, she said "please cum in me" but I didn't trust she was on the pill so I pulled out and gave her the cloak of shame."

by CPL_Sal June 18, 2022


Cunt cloak

A dry Robe when worn by someone who doesn’t use it for it’s intended purpose ie to get changed after participating in water sport activities

Look at that woman shopping in Tesco in her cunt cloak

by Bear141 March 5, 2024