closed circle

meaning that the hooker you wanted to fuck is fucking someone else!!!

B.J.:weren't you going to the buss stop to get that hooker?
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!

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that was a close one

It means, almost.

is an english saying. If you are CLOSE to getting caught by someone or hit by something but you don't actually get hit or caught you say "that was a close one" so if someone threw a ball at you and it was about to hit you but it didn't and you dodged it you would then use the term "that was a close one"

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Closed relationship

A relationship where two people agree that they want to be together and are together already but not officially(with labels) and promise that they wont see other people. This is commonly promised during unofficial relationships.

More towards a promise for staying together in their relationship till the end.

Defined as a promise

Jacob: What are we then?
Jeelay: We're in a closed relationship, its the opposite of an open relationship
Jacob: Okay..promise?
Jeelay: Promise.

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Played Close

When a manipulator tries to befriend under false pretense with the intention of using your personal information against you.

A false friendship, in which someone tries to get closer to you in order to steal from, embarrass, or ruin you.

We picked his brain and he never realized he was being "Played Close".

Ex. 1

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".

Active Verbal Description:

see Ludacris Lyrics for the song "Roll Out".

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artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

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close marking

To stand really close to someone or to follow a person

Dude why you close marking me damn ..give a brother some room man

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close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.

Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.

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