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PRONOUNCE - aaahhh that was refreshing
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do
do do do do dood, always coca-cola
Wherever there's a pool there's always a flirt
anytime there's school, there'll always be homework
wherever there's a beat, there's always a drum
anytime there's fun there's always coca-cola... yeah.
The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (coca-cola)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola (ooh, ooh, oooh)
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola
ME: Can i have a coke pls?
reatrd working at dairy queen: Is pepsi alrite?
ME: go fuckin run across the street to 7-11 and get me the real thing!
retard: BUT...
me: BUT WHAT BITCH THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RITE!!!!
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1. n. The other part of the classic meal.
1. I need 65 cents for a coke to complete my classic meal.
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The best soda/pop in the ENTIRE world. Well-known ALL over the planet, even in the most secluded rainforests. Kicks Pepsi's ass any day and reigns over all other types of cola.
Has a similar taste to magic combined with awesomeness and has a smell exactly as an angel.
This drink is perfect in any way, shape, form, smell, taste, and yes, even sound.
Its common nickname is Coke. No connections with the drug.
However, rumor says that the original Coke had Cocaine in it. How do you like them apples?
There have been reports saying that when someone drinks Coke, they feel like there throat is being fucked.
Common hand motion to this feeling is stroking the throat when the Coke goes down.
Best accompany to the classic Rum and Coke.
"Here is some Coca Cola to fuck the throat."
"Let this Coca Cola fuck your esophagus."
Guy: "Whoa! What is that wonderful sound and smell?
Girl: "Why that would be my Coca Cola."
Girl: "Don't bother giving me medicine through my IV, just give me Coca Cola!"
"Pepsi sucks and Coca Cola rules!"
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A drink consisting of both cocky and cola.
A rather tasty treat found at many fast food joints.
"Excuse me can I have two big macs, a large fry, and a supersized cocky-cola."
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The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.
Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."
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dude this coke is much better than flat tasting pepsi.
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a mix up of the size of pop and brand on one of the funniest movies ever... super troopers
French for gimme some cola before i break both fucking lips
gimme a liter a cola
a what
a liter a cole
do we carry leederacola
just order a large farva
i don't want a large farva i want a goddamn liter a cola
i don't know what that is
liter is french for gimme some goddamn cola before i break both fucking lips
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