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A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.
I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.
A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context
Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.
Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell
Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck
The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw
Your nearly on the level of conk
when you get bonked in the face by a cock.
Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!
Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao
A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.
"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"
Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.
All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)
Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!