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Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.

Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.

by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009

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2K Cough

After a 2k race, either on the water or on an erg, when you get a bad cough that sounds like you are deathly ill. It's caused by the fast breathing from the most intense short time workout a person could possibly put themselves through.

Girl: Wow! Are you sick? That cough sounds terrible.

Boy: No, it's just 2k cough. I don't care. I just won a medal!

by BUCrewCCarp April 18, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


french cough

adj. a gag reflex during oral sex .

the urge to vomit when an object is placed in the throat the actual gagging can also be termed as a french cough .

"as i started giving oral sex i had a french cough but i managed to continue"

by Haako February 19, 2010

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Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...

What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough

by DLPrincess April 13, 2018

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coughing a cell

Getting something done. Forcing the brain to engage in actual bodily motivation which results in completing some task.

(AKA Cough up a brain cell)

Dude, start coughing a cell man! you were suspposed to have had that done a week ago.

You've gotten way too lazy, once in awhile it'd be nice if you coughed a cell or two to clean up this mess.

by Brf June 19, 2006

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Squat and Cough

The act of physically squatting and coughing in order to dislodge objects hidden and/or stored in the vaginal or anal cavities. This method is commonly used in prison inspections and fetish pornography.

I hid the contraband in my pussy. They made me squat and cough it out, but that was before I had kids so I was still super tight and it didn't come out.

by QueenCityFelcher January 10, 2012

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cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.

Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.

by the comand'r November 15, 2013

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