i could care less

an expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. what they really mean is "i couldn't care less"

john: this video game is so good. i could play it forever
jim: i could care less. i hate video games.
john: wait, so you could care less.... that means that you care somewhat. you mean "i couldn't care less"?
jim: what? no. i don't give a shit about your dumb video game.
john: you're a fucking retard.

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how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme

Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"

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I could care less

This is what stupid people say when they, in fact, mean, "I couldn't care less." The intent of the phrase is to express the fact that the level of caring the user has is nil. However when taken literally, the phrase dictates that there is at least some level of caring and it is possible to care less. Some people have said that the phrase is used sarcastically and that people who use it know that the meaning is opposite to the literal interpretation. However it is far more likely that people who say, "I could care less," and mean the opposite are just stupid.

I could care less about your opinion.

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he could like get it

a guy that is hella hot and you would have sex with him.

friend #1: that guy is so hot
friend #2: he could like get it

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i could care less

Used incorrectly by idiots to mean 'I couldn't care less'.
This is turn means 'I care so little about this topic that my level of caring is at its utmost minimum'

When people say 'I could care less', what they are actually saying is:
'My level of caring is not yet at its minimum, and there is scope to care less about this topic.'
...Which is one of the most useless things you can tell someone.

A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I couldn't care less"
A: "This person is disinterested, therefore I shall refrain from further comment about such matters"

Incorrect version:
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I could care less"
A: "Erm...ok...thanks for letting me know?" O_o

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I could care less

1. It is possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
2. It is not possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.

When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2.

I could care less about something as unimportant as this.

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As High as I Could Fly

When you are as high as humanly possible. It doesn't matter what drugs you are intaking, as long as you are high as hell.

John: How was your night?
Jack: Dude, I was as High as I could fly.

John: Hey did you hear about jack?
Mary: Yeah, I was there. He was as high as he could fly.

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