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(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.
Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.
Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"
"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
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Example: “Who’s he?”
“That’s Craig the creepy Fisherman”
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The penultimate TWAT... who probably eats kids
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a person who goes to a Golf shop with no intention of buying.
Did you see that Craig I just served. He will never buy anything.
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A womanising douchebag. Changes girls from week to week, is never sure what he wants and will up and leave as soon as a new option comes along. Immature in matters of the heart, and the victim of his own indecisiveness. Tries to be silly because he thinks it's endearing, but once you know him well enough you see that it is just immature and not cute at all.
Watch out for this one - he's charming in a silly way, but he'll break your heart.
1. 'Did you hear? Bonnie got dumped!' 'Oh no! What a Craig.' 2. 'Craig has been cheating on Jess with Hazel.' 'No surprises there.'
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The sexiest man alive can bench 350 and what a lady’s man, lives in Canada eh and loves all water sports best friend is the J aka sky devil Craig gets more bum than the toilet seat and his voice is the lowest ever for being 15
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Homosexual, often found playing halo and pretending to smoke pot. Has no real friends but believes that everyone loves him. At the same time every person on earth, even those who he has never met in entire world hate him. Often creating death threats and thrashing about when he is angered. A common phrase from him is "ILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"
Believes in communism but cannot defend it from the weakest of arguments. Overall, a tool.
Guy 1: Haha its craig
Guy 2: Yeah I know that guys a cunt.
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