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Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.
An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!
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Personal success philosophy based on the observations that
a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and
b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.
The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.
According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.
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One who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. There are only a rare few craigslist junkies. Most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of "their" wang. Craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to sex. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.
guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.
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when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to fuck nothing else. then while he fucks her he cums. but doesn't pull out he cum's in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door
its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.
Lance: i went to morgan's house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.
david: wow man how did she react?
Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.
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Cash.
Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
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When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.
Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".
Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"
An unattractive female. A play on the fact that most of the women with "looking for sex" posts on Craigslist are not very attractive.
Bro, this party is full of craigslist honeys. I'm trying to find me an IG honey.