war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

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Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.

I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.

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Optimus Crime

n. A person who is a total genius; the coolest cat around town; a sexy man. The only poster that matters at Game-Revolution.com

-Hey, how did you do on the test?
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.

-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.

-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.

-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11

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War Crimes

"Rules" that aren't that important to listen to.

Bob: Hey! Genocide is a war crime!
Bill: War crimes dont matter. who cares?

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War Crime

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin commited war crimes against the Ukrainians

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Boner Crime

A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.

Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"

If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.

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Arabian Crime

ONe of the many many names for weed. It's called Arabian crime because it, like weed, gets you stoned.

...and Arabian crime, because it gets you so stoned!! -From Code Monkeys on G4 (Episode entitled 420)

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